Saturday, March 1, 2008

No Fair!

"aww man dis id dinky" (aww man this is stinky) joshua declares loudly in a public restroom.

"what is stinky buddy?" I ask w/trepidation...oh the places this could lead.

"well kaity no have a penid and hers pee tums out her bid hole...no fair!" (well kaity doesn't have a penis and pees out of her big hole...no fair)

So there I stood in the stall at Red Robin trying to quietly explain that Kaity didn't get to have her pees come out like he thought and she did indeed have to pee and poop from separate places. Oh my this boychild of mine! And he's still not convinced that somehow he got totally cheated because he has a penis and his sister doesn't.

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